Tree Lobster Q&A
Q: What's a tree lobster?
A: It's a ground-dwelling stick insect.
Q: Wait, what?
A: Yeah, that's what I said. It's like Grape Nuts. I mean seriously.
Q: So, why the webcomic?
A: It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Q: Sometimes the lobsters look 6 feet long and other times they seem tiny. What's up with that?
A: Tree lobsters are magic. Do not question their ways.
Q: That's a crab, not a lobster.
A: That's a statement, not a question. But the answer is: it's complicated.
Q: Is that a stinging nettle?
A: Nope. It's some sort of viburnum, possibly arrowwood.
Q: The new site design looks great! Is there anything I can do to make this site look even better?
A: Yes, there is! This site is set up to use the following fonts, in order of preference: Action Man, International Super Hero, CrimeFighter, SF Comic Script, ZITZ, SundayComics. You can find these fonts at ban comic sans and Blambot. So if you install, say, the Action Man font, all the regular text on this site will magically transform into a cool comic book font.
Q: I've got a suggestion/ complaint/ takedown notice/ death threat for you. Where should I send it?
A: You can send correspondence to feedback@treelobsters.com. Note: By sending an email to this address, you relinquish all rights to said correspondence and grant the "artist" (ha ha) the right to use, pick apart, openly mock, bend, fold, spindle or mutilate the contents therein. In short, click on the above mailto link with the care normally reserved for opening an email with the subject "Please verifie you're acount".
A: It's a ground-dwelling stick insect.
Q: Wait, what?
A: Yeah, that's what I said. It's like Grape Nuts. I mean seriously.
Q: So, why the webcomic?
A: It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Q: Sometimes the lobsters look 6 feet long and other times they seem tiny. What's up with that?
A: Tree lobsters are magic. Do not question their ways.
Q: That's a crab, not a lobster.
A: That's a statement, not a question. But the answer is: it's complicated.
Q: Is that a stinging nettle?
A: Nope. It's some sort of viburnum, possibly arrowwood.
Q: The new site design looks great! Is there anything I can do to make this site look even better?
A: Yes, there is! This site is set up to use the following fonts, in order of preference: Action Man, International Super Hero, CrimeFighter, SF Comic Script, ZITZ, SundayComics. You can find these fonts at ban comic sans and Blambot. So if you install, say, the Action Man font, all the regular text on this site will magically transform into a cool comic book font.
Q: I've got a suggestion/ complaint/ takedown notice/ death threat for you. Where should I send it?
A: You can send correspondence to feedback@treelobsters.com. Note: By sending an email to this address, you relinquish all rights to said correspondence and grant the "artist" (ha ha) the right to use, pick apart, openly mock, bend, fold, spindle or mutilate the contents therein. In short, click on the above mailto link with the care normally reserved for opening an email with the subject "Please verifie you're acount".
