You Can't Prove They Don't Exist

1/12/2009

#9 Carpe Ovum

http://www.treelobsters.com/2009/01/carpe-ovum.html
EGGS ARE OK TO EAT AGAIN. A NEW STUDY SAYS THEY'RE NOT A SIGNIFICANT HEART RISK FACTOR ANYMORE. OK, FIRST, EGGS ARE EGGS. THEY DON'T SUDDENLY BECOME HEALTHY OR UNHEALTHY BASED ON THE LATEST STUDY. AND SECOND, THE STUDY WAS FUNDED BY THE EGG NUTRITION CENTER, WHICH YOU HAVE TO ADMIT HAS A VESTED INTEREST IN THE OUTCOME OF THE STUDY.  I NEED TO EAT AS MANY EGGS AS I CAN BEFORE THEY CHANGE THEIR MINDS. SEE? THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. IF YOU'D JUST EAT A VARIETY OF FOODS IN MODERATION INSTEAD OF JUMPING ON EVERY FAD, STUDY OR DIET BANDWAGON, YOU'D BE A LOT HEALTHIER.  I'M GONNA MAKE A BIG OMELET RIGHT NOW. YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME AT ALL, ARE YOU?  OH, WAIT! HUEVOS RANCHEROS! KICKASS! WANT SOME? SURE. FINE. I'LL MAKE A SALAD TO GO WITH IT.





 


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