You Can't Prove They Don't Exist

1/04/2009

#7 More of the Same

http://www.treelobsters.com/2009/01/more-of-same.html
I JUST SIGNED UP FOR AN ONLINE DATING SERVICE. I GOT A REALLY GOOD DEAL. I PAID FOR 6 MONTHS AND IF I DON'T MEET SOMEONE SPECIAL IN THAT TIME, THEY'LL GIVE ME ANOTHER SIX MONTHS FREE.  ANOTHER SIX MONTHS OF THE SAME SERVICE?  YEP! IT'S LIKE A 2 FOR 1 DEAL!  ANOTHER SIX MONTHS OF THE SAME SERVICE THAT FAILED TO ACHIEVE ITS ONE AND ONLY GOAL IN THE FIRST SIX MONTHS?  UH, YEAH.  WOW, THAT'S AMAZING. I WISH I'D THOUGHT OF THAT. 'BUY 10 POUNDS OF OUR GOURMET COFFEE AND IF YOU REALLY HATE THE TASTE, WE'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER 10 POUNDS ABSOLUTELY FREE!' PURE GENIUS!  HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?  TO TRY AND RETURN THIS QUART OF TOOTHPASTE I JUST BOUGHT.




 


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