You Can't Prove They Don't Exist

2/16/2009

#18 Protection Racket

http://www.treelobsters.com/2009/02/protection-racket.html
YOU'RE MARKETING ANOTHER HERBAL SUPPLEMENT? YUP. THIS ONE PROTECTS YOU FROM THE DANGEROUS SIDE EFFECTS OF THE SQUIRRELPOX VACCINE.  AND SINCE THAT VACCINE DOESN'T EVEN EXIST AND I JUST MADE UP THE SIDE EFFECTS, MY SUPPLEMENT DOESN'T ACTUALLY NEED TO DO ANYTHING. AN ANTI-ANTIVAX VACCINE? THAT'S TRULY EVIL. THANKS!  MAYBE NEXT YOU COULD COME UP WITH A SUPPLEMENT TO PROTECT AGAINST GULLIBILITY. HA! WHO'D BE CRAZY ENOUGH TO BUY THAT?  PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE WHO NEEDS IT. GOOD POINT. I'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT...



 


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