You Can't Prove They Don't Exist

2/26/2009

#21 Tasteless

http://www.treelobsters.com/2009/02/tasteless.html
SAYS HERE YOU SHOULD DRINK 8 GLASSES OF WATER PER DAY TO AVOID DEHYDRATION. HAS TO BE PURE WATER, THOUGH.  WHAT, JUICE DOESN'T COUNT? NOPE. JUST WATER.  SO, EVEN THOUGH JUICE IS ALMOST ENTIRELY WATER, IT DOESN'T CONTRIBUTE TO YOUR HYDRATION? WHAT ABOUT A HOMEOPATHIC DILUTION THAT HAS A NEAR-ZERO PROBABILITY OF HAVING EVEN ONE MOLECULE OF ACTIVE INGREDIENT IN IT? WOULD THAT BE OK? UM, YEAH. I GUESS.  GREAT! I'M GOING TO MAKE MYSELF SOME LEMONADE. I'LL BE SURE TO PREPARE A 30C DILUTION FOR YOU. GEE, THANKS.




 


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