You Can't Prove They Don't Exist

3/30/2009

#32 Parking

http://www.treelobsters.com/2009/03/parking.html
JUST PICK A SPOT ALREADY. I WANNA GET ONE CLOSER TO THE STORE.  IF YOU'D PARKED BACK THERE, WE'D BE IN THE STORE BY NOW. THAT CAR THERE'S JUST ABOUT TO LEAVE.  MUCH MUCH LATER... OK, THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS. IN THE TIME WE'VE BEEN SITTING HERE, WE COULD'VE FINISHED SHOPPING AND THE AMOUNT OF GAS YOU'VE WASTED COULD'VE PAID FOR THE STUFF WE DIDN'T NEED ANYWAY AND CERTAINLY DIDN'T NEED TO MAKE A SPECIAL TRIP FOR IN THE FIRST PLACE. IT'S THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING.  WHICH PRINCIPLE IS THAT? THE PRINCIPLE THAT YOU SOMEHOW FEEL ENTITLED TO A GOOD PARKING SPOT EVEN AT THE EXPENSE OF YOUR OWN WASTED TIME AND MONEY? WELL, WHEN YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT, IT SOUNDS SILLY. IMAGINE THAT.



 


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