You Can't Prove They Don't Exist

3/23/2009

#29 Spider-Lobster

http://www.treelobsters.com/2009/03/spider-lobster.html
THE COMPLETELY NON-SECRET TEVATRON ACCELERATOR AT FERMILAB, BATAVIA ILLINOIS... HEY! A SPIDER JUST GOT CAUGHT IN MY PARTICLE STREAM! UNLESS IT'S JUST WALKED OFF WITH THE HIGGS BOSON, I'M NOT INTERESTED. HAR HAR.  AMAZINGLY, THE SPIDER SURVIVES... OUCH! NOT SO FAST. YOU'RE COMING WITH ME. THUNK!  LATER... WHAT'D'YA THINK, DOC? NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. JUST A WOLF SPIDER. IT DOES SEEM TO BE RADIOACTIVE, THOUGH, SO I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU POTASSIUM IODIDE JUST TO BE SAFE. OH, AND HERE'S A PRESCRIPTION FOR PAIN KILLERS. YOU DON'T NEED THEM BUT THEIR SALES REP LETS ME USE HIS TIMESHARE. UH, THANKS.  BACK AT THE LOBSTER TREE... SO THAT'S IT? NO SUPERPOWERS? NOPE, NOTHING. I'M SO DISILLUSIONED. I KNOW!




 


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