You Can't Prove They Don't Exist

4/23/2009

#40 Inorganic

http://www.treelobsters.com/2009/04/inorganic.html
NEW SCAM? NOPE. THIS ONE'S A LEGITIMATE BUSINESS VENTURE. THAT'S A NICE CHANGE. WHAT IS IT?  I'M CASHING IN ON THE BACKLASH AGAINST ORGANIC FOOD. MY NEW RESTAURANT CHAIN WILL USE GENETICALLY-MODIFIED CROPS AND IRRADIATED MEAT FROM CLONED ANIMALS.  I COULD USE A FEW INVESTORS. INTERESTED? SURE, I'VE GOT SOME SPARE CASH TO THROW AWAY.  FRANKENBURGER: UNNATURALLY DELICIOUS. WE'RE GOING TO BE RICH.



 


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