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4/16/2009

#37 In Which a Sponsor Courts the Lobsters

https://www.treelobsters.com/2009/03/256-in-which-sponsor-courts-lobsters.html
MOM'S WHOLESOME FOODS WOULD LIKE TO SPONSOR YOUR WEBCOMIC. HOWEVER, WE HAVE SOME CONCERNS ABOUT YOUR CONTENT, SPECIFCALLY YOUR CRITICISMS OF CORPORATE PRODUCTS. PERHAPS YOU COULD TONE THAT DOWN A BIT. THREE PROBLEMS WITH THIS: FIRST, WE DIDN'T ASK FOR SPONSORS; YOU CAME TO US. SECOND, YOUR 'WHOLESOME' FOODS ARE SO HEAVILY PROCESSED THAT THEY HAVE NO NUTRITIONAL VALUE WHATSOEVER. AND LAST AND PROBABLY MOST IMPORTANT, THERE IS NO WAY WE'D EVER DO BUSINESS WITH ANYONE WHO THINKS THAT 'CHERRY POPPERS' IS A GOOD NAME FOR A SNACK FOOD. THAT WOULD BE A 'NO', THEN? CORRECT.
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