You Can't Prove They Don't Exist

3/12/2009

#25 Pledge Break

https://www.treelobsters.com/2009/03/pledge-break.html
THESE TWO LOBSTERS ARE IN A BAR AND ONE SAYS 'SO WHERE'S THE WEIRDEST PLACE..' WE'RE HERE AT THE SPRING FUND-RAISING DRIVE WAITING FOR YOU TO CALL AND MAKE A PLEDGE. IF YOU CALL IN NOW WITH AND PLEDGE AT THE $5000 LEVEL, WE'LL SEND YOU THIS LOVELY TREELOBSTERS TOTE BAG AS A THANK YOU GIFT. TREELOBSTERS DEPENDS ON PUBLIC SUPPORT TO KEEP RUNNING. LIGHTS, HEATING, ARBORIST FEES, MELTED BUTTER... IT ALL ADDS UP. THESE PLEDGE DRIVES, FOR EXAMPLE, ACCOUNT FOR 75% OF OUR OPERATING BUDGET. WE'RE GOING TO GO BACK TO THE COMIC NOW BUT THE LINES WILL STAY OPEN. PLEASE CALL WITH YOUR PLEDGE. '...EAR HOLE' THAT'S DISGUSTING.
Disclaimer: Obviously, John Malkovich and Helen Mirren don't really pose for all these comics. That would be ridiculous. It's really Janeane Garofalo and Seth Green. John and Helen just do the holiday specials.




 


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