You Can't Prove They Don't Exist

7/06/2009

#62 The Future's So Bright

https://www.treelobsters.com/2009/07/futures-so-bright.html
Greetings! I come from the future to warn you of a grave disaster. In 2257, Epsilon Phoenicis 4 will be destroyed by a supernova unless you counteract it using purple matter. So, a planet I've never heard of will be destroyed sometime long after I'm dead unless we prevent it using something else I've never heard of, right? That's the gist of it, yes. Not really useful information,is it. How about telling me how to stop global warming? Oh, don't worry about that. Al Gore will invent a solar-powered molecular laser next year to take care of that. Great! The only side effect is this lens flare thing. I was going to ask about that.



 


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