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#137 Paradox
I've just invented a paradox detector. It analyzes the state of its surroundings, calculates the most likely outcomes of current events and advises your best course of action to avoid a paradox. It's not really useful in everyday life but it'll be an invaluable tool once someone invents a time machine. In order for this to work, it'd have to be able to accurately report the likelihood of future paradoxes, right? Correct. BINK BINK BINK... But in doing so, it changes your current state of mind, which in turn alters the likelihood of the very paradoxes it detected. And that in itself creates a paradox. FOOF! Sorry.


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